VICTORIA VESSELS

On the National Cruise Victoria, the Captain gave the ship's alarm
is about to sink, but no one will take a shirt to jump into the sea. Are
when confused, the deputy instructed the head to whisper, "Come down first, dear
there is a way to put these groups down ”.
Indeed, after 5 minutes, everyone removed into the sea. Asked, the deputy just laughed and said:
- British, I said "diving is a noble sport, come back very trendy, invite you to dance".
- To the Germans, I said "You have to dance, that's the maximum command"
- To the Russians "It's a very commendable revolution"
- To the French "don't you think it's very romantic?"
- For Americans "don't worry, you have already paid the Insurance Fee"
- Finally to the Vietnamese: “They all dance, let's dance too

WHO IS THE ONLY SOLO.
The City Police Department of 113 Vietnam, the US Federal Bureau of Investigation, and the CIA and intelligence department compete to see who is the best.

The president decides to give them a test. He released a rabbit into the forest and ordered them to find a way to start it over….

CIA on conversation. They install animals into the forest to get information, look up forests and microorganisms as witnesses. After three hexagons, they declared rabbits did not exist.

The FBI stepped in. After two weeks of searching and failing to find them, they set fire to the forest, killed every creature, including rabbits that they didn't want to apologize to….

113 on call. Two hours later, they came out of the woods, followed by a torn, ragged bear. The bear screamed: "All right, all right!" I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit! "

EAT YOGURT

Three brothers, US, Japan, and Vietnam were lost on a desert island. There was nothing to eat day after day, so hungry they all decided each day one person would cut off a part of his body to eat through his hunger. On the first day, Mr. My decided to cut off his leg. On the second day, Mr. Nhat decided to cut off his arm. Very good, cutting the hand, when walking, it lost its balance, or… ”.
After a moment of thinking he decided to remove his pants, the other two men saw that shouted:
-Hurahh, today there are grilled Vietnamese sausages to eat
UK VN:
-Do not dream, today I just let them eat yogurt only

THIS IS VIETNAM
In 2010, there was a cross-country train passing through all countries in the world. On the train there was a professor who said that he did not need to see what country he went through. People do not believe, so he told him to try. He reached out the train window:
"- It's hot in here! It must be California America ”. After a while he reached out his hand again and said:
“- Wow! It's cold! Coming to Moscow !! ” Exactly 2 hours later he reached out the window and then pulled in and said:
"- It is true that this is Vietnam", everyone asked how he knew the professor said:
“Lost my watch"

THREE YES.

On the plane with the US President, Bill Gates, the Pope and a Vietnamese brother, was flying across the Atlantic when the plane had a problem.

The pilot said:
- You must jump on the only the heavy plane too bad to repair!
Get ready to get a parachute now. At that time, we found out that there were only 3 parachutes left. Speaking US system:
- I'm the most important person so I have to live! Then take a parachute jump out. Bill Gates says:
-I am the smartest person I need to live too!
Then waved the parachute jump out.
At this point the Pope said:
-The father has lived a long time, so you should jump outside with a parachute.
Mr. VN replied:
-Ko need it, father! The smartest guy in the world that fits your clip is jumping out!